So I always loved the turn of the century Miller High Life ads. A cursory look at YouTube will turn up many gems. I haven’t been writing...

Wrap your ass in fiberglass.

The sky was so tall from the Benson Hill Playground. I attended Benson Hill from kindergarten through 6th grade. The original building...

My girlfriend did not believe it...

Unwritten rules, don't be dumb!

Driving is fun.

Huffer

Shit

Ford vs. Chevy

Take 'er down!

She's quick.

I aaaaaaaam!

The 62 Chevy Biscayne

Gun!

I'm Drunk

The Four Horsemen Ride!

We stole his Reese's Mini Peanut Butter cups... ate them all... and returned the bag high up in its tree.

I drank your Coke

Dive, dive!

Breaker braker, Nice Lady!